Santa Banta love sms

The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa
Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?
Sure replied Santa What's your phone number?



Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.


Santa : I want to give a gift to my girlfriend. What should I give ?
Banta : Give her Golden Ring.
Santa : No I want to give her something big.
Banta : Ok, Then go for MRF tyre.