NON VEG SMS

# All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.


# Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.


# Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!


# A gal with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck n asked: Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga?
He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi ho gaya to Jadugar.


# Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!


# Sex is evil,
Evil is sin,
Sin is forgiven,