BOY: My girlfriend broke up with me.
she sent her pics with her new boyfriend
FRIEND : really bad
what u did ?
BOY: I sent them to her dad..............
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”
If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer”
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feel the difference ;)
Girl:Main tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy bari c basket samne rakhte hue,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!
Yesterday whole night i was thinking only about U.
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Now i am thinking of V.
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she sent her pics with her new boyfriend
FRIEND : really bad
what u did ?
BOY: I sent them to her dad..............
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”
If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer”
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feel the difference ;)
Girl:Main tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy bari c basket samne rakhte hue,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!
Yesterday whole night i was thinking only about U.
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-
Now i am thinking of V.
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-
Tonight i will surely think about w,x,y and z
Tonight i will surely think about w,x,y and z


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